Dear Diary, Today's training session was a great success, "Mind Control Using Eye Contact" Tomorrow we'll begin "Using The Silent Meow To Acquire Total Submission"

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Dear Diary, I allowed the crew to give me a Vulcan makeover for Spock's "Pon Farr" function. A kind of fancy dress party I believe.

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Tom and Jerry used to be friends

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Dear Diary, Possible titles for my new book ... "100 Subtle Approaches", "How To Remind Them Who's King", "When All Else Fails", "Romance Al Fresco", "First Impressions Count", "Wild Winning Ways"

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That Motorcycle Weighs Heavy on the Mind

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Dear Diary Caught me a wild pony today! Took hours to tame him, but we finally came to an understanding.

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Dear Diary,I think my wife has finally forgiven me! It's my birthdaytoday, and I'm almost certain she's planninga surprise forme this evening.

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